I'm sorry. It has been over a month since my last blog. It doesn't feel like that long, to be honest I thought it had only been a fortnight. Does anyone else just feel like life is running away with them? Like Christmas and New Year was two minutes ago, when in reality it was 2 month ago?
I started off the year well, feeling motivated, going to the gym, eating better, I've even stopped smoking (side note: I'm vaping instead but it still counts). I was doing so well. Then BANG I caught a big fat case of "can't be arsed".
Scary. Life is going to fast and I, currently, am doing far too little. (To be fair, I spend the majority of my free time napping, or napping with Terri).
So this is me putting it out to the universe that I am giving myself a shake and sorting myself out again (famous last words, £10 says I go home and watch 3 hours of Netflix). I do not intend to going back to being in a constant slump again and I do not want too.
On the Brodley front not much has been going on. I'd like to tell you all the amazing things Terri has been doing. But all she does is sleep, talk rubbish and poop.
At the moment, she has a little bit of an attitude problem and by that I mean she is a big moody meanie. Everyone is a bugger, divi or a pain in the arse - and she keeps telling everyone to "B Off" (Terri's own abbreviation of "Bugger Of"). She comes in two forms, both set out below: -
Terri No 1 - Pleasant, loving, cuddly, so attached that she could smother you. Is attached to you like an extra limb and is nothing but gentle and helpful.
Terri No 2 - Evil, cruel, will call you fat and laugh about it and doesn't do anything you ask her too.
How your day will go depends on which of these moods Terri gets out of bed in. Once she's decided which Terri she is going to be that day you're kind of stuck with it. I suppose we're all the same, except I can't get away with going to work and calling everyone a "pain in the arse".
Today, Terri is just sitting on the couch baring orders.
So we will continue to hibernate until the weather isn't as shite and maybe then, just maybe, I will have something fun to tell you.
Thank you for your continued support for Terri (even if it is the evil one)!
xxx
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